- Today Ethan was rummaging through his Halloween loot and found a blue Air Head. He looked at me and innocently asked, "Mommy, if I eat this, will I get air in my head?"
- Last week I took the kids to Walmart to pick up a few things. Of course by the end of our trip, all three were beginning to melt down. As we approached the registers, two nuns came up to me admiring my darling kids. They were asking about the twins at first and then proceeded to ask Ethan, "what's your name young man?" He looked at them and stuck out his tongue spitting. I wanted to DIE! Needless to say, he had a time out for that when we got home!
- The other night Ethan was doing something naughty...I honestly can't remember what it was. We had tried time out but to no avail. Nothing was reaching this kid. So, I tried a new tactic and threatened to send him to bed without dinner. It worked! He immediately started bawling and flopped to the ground begging me to give him dinner. Then, it was like a lightbulb went off in his head and he ran up to me and said, "Mommy, don't look at where I'm going and don't listen to me for a minute, okay?" I agreed but of course I looked to make sure he wasn't going to cause trouble. He ran into the family room, dropped to his knees and this is what I heard, "Dear Heavenly Father, please bless mommy that she'll give me some dinner tonight." At the conclusion of his little prayer, he ran into the kitchen and proclaimed, "HA! Now I've gotcha mommy! Now you HAVE to give me dinner!" It was all I could do to not bust up laughing. If only it were that easy. :)
- One afternoon I had put the babies down for a nap and was trying to get a few things done during my only quiet time. Ethan came in and asked me to play a game with him and I agreed but I told him I had one more thing to do. He began whining and told me he didn't want me to do ONE MORE THING! So, I let everything go went with him to pick out a game. As we were doing that, my mom called so I ran to get the phone. The next thing I heard was Ethan yelling..."Mommy! Are you doing ONE MORE THING?!!" Grammy cracked up!
- Here's a new one from today:
M - I don't know...why? Do you want another one?
E - Yeah, I'm getting kind of tired of this one. She's pretty boring.
